Breaking News i am INDY found shot
Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago.
Posted by: marchuleta
Indianapolis Police were called to a home in the 3800 block of Tone Deaf Lane.They found one subject laying unresponsive in the backyard with a hole in his head and a trail of musical notes flowing on the sidewalk apparently from a high powered squirt gun.The substance in the gun was tested and was a 50/50 mix of ethanol and battery acid.Officers tried to revive him with an old record player that one of them had in his trunk.It was useless,the needle broke right off.The home was searched and a video on the computer was playing in a continuous loop it was some sort of IZOD title sponsor announcement including a new catch phrase “Don’t Blink”.Officer Sgt. Stadenko interviewed family members of the subject and they stated that he had been very distraught the last few days after hearing about the new “Don’t Blink” catch phrase for the Indy Racing League.Said that he was the best thing that ever happened to Indycar racing.He was quoted as saying “I should have won a Grammy for best song of 2006″.His last words as he ran out of the house were I GOT EVERYTHING I WANT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO……… 
This. Is. Epic. Love the pic with it.
Good!! Bury it, Burn it!! “I am Mindy” was an embarrassment from the moment it plodded its way into our conciouness a few years back. About as cutting edge as Angel Flight slacks, mullet haircuts, and the 8086 microprocessor in my Wang PC …… hey, its been upgraded!!
One of my college age daughters suggested a song like the Foo Fighters “FFL’ a couple of months back. True, a better song by far, but the problem is the second “F” in the title. Not everyone cusses like drunk college students (not even me!!) so that song would never be seriously considered.
BTW, did anyone ever find out who this Mindy was that Gene Simmons was singing about?
Brilliant post!